From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
X-Url: http://www.freenet.edmonton.ab.ca/~dlegutko/aboutme.htm
Subject: http://www.freenet.edmonton.ab.ca/~dlegutko/aboutme.htm

Dear Dominika,

The story of your entrance into this life caught my eye, it was full of words "big and fluffy". However, I must act according to my conscious and inform you that your "far out" portrayal contradicts every letter of every word of the "Holy Dogma of the Church of the Eternal Boil" (for which I am the honored "keeper of the voice that speaks"). Followers of the E.B. are upset with your transcript because it makes the miracle of childbirth sound all messy 'n' stuff. C'mon, it's just you and I on this page- and you know as well as I that baby is projected from mummy's tummy, all pink and squeaky like a freshly inflated baloon. I also wanted to touch upon another, errr sensitive... claim that you made concerning those parts of the body that mommy and daddy pee through: these areas are for pee alone. Clearly, daddy's part of baby is the twinkle in his eye that floats through mommy's eyes and miraculously deposits little baby in tummy.

Now, do not worry- ours is a church of intense tollerance! We will not protest your page or even demand it's immediate withdrawl, so long as you print the following disclaimer: "What you are about to read is an act of herasy for which the "significant boil" has deemed pure falacy. Praise be the "holy growth"." Thank you for doing this. If you get back to me with your address I will send you a complimentary vile of "most sacred clearasil" by parcel post.

Cheers from The Reverend WayTooMuchTimeOnHisHands. (David LaRiviere) ([email protected])